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50 Best Elf Movie Quotes
Buddy the Elf is an Icon, and Iconic characters mean Iconic Quotes! And, although Buddy himself is quite a big thing, he’s not the only iconic character from the film. From Papa Elf to Jovie, there are so many notable characters with notable things to say!
Here are the best 50 Quotes from the ‘Elf’ Movie…
Buddy Elf Quotes
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” – Buddy
“I am a cotton-headed ninny muggins!” – Buddy
“I’m not an elf, Santa. I can’t do anything right.” – Buddy
“You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.” – Buddy
“So, good news…I saw a dog today.” – Buddy
“My finger has a heartbeat.” – Buddy
“I just like to smile. Smiling’s my favourite.” – Buddy
“I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR.” – Buddy
“Son of a nutcracker!” – Buddy
“It’s just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for Elf culture.” – Buddy
“There’s room for everyone on the Nice List!” – Buddy
“If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There’s no difference.” – Buddy
“Then I travelled through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, past the sea of twirly-swirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.” – Buddy
“You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.” – Buddy
“I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.” – Buddy
“SANTA! Oh my God! Santa, here?! I know him! I know him!” – Buddy
“I planned out our whole day. First we make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie Dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle.” – Buddy
“You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.” – Buddy
“I’m singing! I’m in a store and I’m singing!” – Buddy
“Does somebody need a hug?”– Buddy
“You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody!” – Buddy
“You sit on a throne of lies!” – Buddy
“Have you seen these toilets? They’re ginormous!” – Buddy
“I love you! I love you! I LOVE YOU!” – Buddy
“What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose parents eat those, too?” – Buddy
“He’s an angry Elf.” – Buddy
“I’m in love, I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it.” – Buddy
“I think you’re beautiful and I feel really warm when I am around you and my tongue swells up.” – Buddy
“Uh oh. Sounds like someone needs to sing a Christmas Carol” – Buddy
“Oh, it’s not a costume. I’m an Elf. Well, technically, I’m a human, but I was raised by Elves.” – Buddy
“We Elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.” – Buddy
“Why don’t you just say it? I’m the worst toy maker in the world” – Buddy
“What’s a Christmas gram? I want one!” – Buddy
“He must be a South Pole Elf.” – Buddy
“This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.” – Buddy
“I just like to smile. Smiling’s my favorite!” – Buddy
“We can take them. Okay, just start making as many snowballs as you can.” – Buddy
Papa Elf Quotes
“Elves love to tell stories. I bet you didn’t know that about elves.” – Papa Elf
“They tried to use gnomes and trolls, but the gnomes drank too much.” – Papa Elf
“As you can imagine, it’s, uh, dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season.” – Papa Elf
“As you can imagine, it’s dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season.” – Papa Elf
“Some call it ‘the show’ or ‘the big dance;’ it’s the profession that every elf aspires to—and that is to build toys in Santa’s workshop.” – Papa Elf
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Santa Quotes
“First off, You see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy.” – Santa (Ed Asner)
“Buddy you should know that your father… he’s on the naughty list. ” – Santa (Ed Asner)
“Buddy, you’re more of an elf than anyone I ever met and the only one who I would want working on my sleigh tonight.” – Santa (Ed Asner)
“If you see a sign that says “Peep Show”, that doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at presents before Christmas.” – Santa (Ed Asner)
“You believed in me. You made my sleigh fly! – Santa (Ed Asner)
“They just lose sight of what’s important in life…doesn’t mean they can’t find their way again.” – Santa (Ed Asner)
“The paparazzi have been trying to nail me for years.” – Santa (Ed Asner)
“Christmas is about believing, not seeing.” – Santa (Ed Asner)
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We hope that’s enough Elf Quotes to get your teeth into, if you have any more you think should be added to the list, please let us know in the comments below…
